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Sarcastic magic 8 ball

Same odds as the classic. Much worse attitude.

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How the sarcastic magic 8 ball works

The sarcastic magic 8 ball answers yes or no questions with attitude. Type a question, press Go on then, and one of 20 funny answers floats up through acid-green ink.

The odds match the classic toy: 10 answers mean yes, 5 dodge the question and 5 mean no. "Obviously" is a yes. "I am a ball. Figure it out" is a dodge. "Sure, and pigs fly" is a no.

All 20 sarcastic answers

Yes answers

10 of 20, a 50% chance

  1. Obviously
  2. Yes. Now go away
  3. 100%. Trust me
  4. Big yes energy
  5. Ehh, why not
  6. Yes, but you will not like it
  7. Fine. Yes.
  8. Wow, even I say yes
  9. Shockingly, yes
  10. Yes, stop asking

Ask again answers

5 of 20, a 25% chance

  1. I am a ball. Figure it out
  2. Ask again when I care
  3. Maybe, if you stop shaking me
  4. Signs point to: try harder
  5. That is a you problem

No answers

5 of 20, a 25% chance

  1. Sure, and pigs fly
  2. Bold question. No.
  3. Absolutely not
  4. Not with that attitude
  5. Hard pass

Funny questions to ask the sarcastic 8 ball

Funny questions work best when the stakes are tiny and the drama is huge. These get the best reactions in a group chat:

  • Should I text my ex? (Brace yourself.)
  • Is it socially acceptable to eat cereal for dinner?
  • Will the group chat notice if I leave?
  • Is my plant judging me?

There are 36 more in the list of questions to ask a magic 8 ball. Turn the best answer into a magic 8 ball GIF for the chat.

Make your own funny magic 8 ball

Your own jokes beat ours. Write up to 20 answers, from inside jokes to dinner choices, and send the link to friends.

Start on the custom magic 8 ball page. Prefer the polite version? The classic-style magic 8 ball has an Oracle mode.

Sarcastic magic 8 ball FAQ

What is a sarcastic magic 8 ball?

It is a magic 8 ball that answers with attitude. It still says yes half the time, but in lines like "Obviously" or "Bold question. No." instead of polite fortune-teller phrases.

Are the sarcastic answers safe for kids?

Yes. The answers are cheeky, not rude. There is no swearing and nothing aimed at the person asking, so it works for classrooms and family game nights.

Can I write my own funny answers?

Yes. Open the custom magic 8 ball, type up to 20 answers, and share the link. Friends who open it get your answers, not ours.